Best English Theatre Monologues

Best English Theatre Monologues

First of all, Here is the Best English Theatre plays Monologues. This is the monologue that is performed by a great actors. So you can prepare these monologues for auditions or self-practice. These are monologues of plays, written by the great writers of world litereture.
As a result, from here you can select any monologue based on gender, age, character requirements. And practice. You can perform it in auditions or workshops or anywhere on stage. In short the monologues will be effective in your acting practice.

A Good Monologue:

A well written monologue makes them remember you. Good audition monologues will do:

Stay below two minutes: Two minutes is enough time to show your baggage. In fact, auditors and casting directors make their decision after 30 seconds, perhaps even less.

You have a clear objective: You can’t stand there and talk. You have to actively talk to someone you have imagined, and you will be trying to get something from them.

There is a different beginning, middle and end:
A start: a strong first sentence to grab attention.
A middle: lots of juicy ingredients.
An end: a strong finish.
When there is a structure in your monologue, the auditor or casting director is more likely to remember you.

Conflict occurs: Drama cannot exist without conflict. Who wants to see everyone play with?
It can be boring. And also interesting.

Hamlet:

To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovered country from whose bourn No traveler returns puzzles the will And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pith and moment With this regard, their currents turn awry, And lose the name of action.--Soft you now! The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my sins remembered.

Play: Hamlet (1600-1601)  |  Writer: William shakespeare

  To teach thy base thoughts manners: th’art one of those That thinks each woman thy fond, flexible whore If she but cast a liberal eye upon thee; Turn back her head, she’s thine, or amongst the company, By chance drink first to thee. Then she’s quite gone; There’s no means to help her, nay, for a need, Wilt swear unto thy credulous fellow lechers That th’art more in favor with a lady At first sight than her monkey all her lifetime. How many of our sex by such as thou Have their good thoughts paid with a blasted name That never deserved loosely or did trip In path of whoredom beyond cup and lip? But for the stain of conscience and of soul, Better had women fall into the hands Of an act silent than a bragging nothing. There’s no mercy in’t. What durst move you, sir, To think me whorish, a name which I’d tear out From the high German’s throat if it lay ledger there To dispatch privy slanders against me? In thee, I defy all men, their worst hates And their best flatteries, all their golden witchcrafts With which they entangle the poor spirits of fools, Distressed needlewomen, and trade-fall’n wives. Fish that must needs to bite or themselves be bitten, Such hungry things as these may soon betook With a worm fast’ ned on a golden hook: Those are the lecher’s food, his prey; he watches For quarreling wedlocks, and poor shifting sisters: ’Tis the best fish he takes. But why, good fisherman, Have I thought meat for you, that never yet Had angling rod cast towards me? ’Cause, you’ll say, I’m given to sport, I’m often merry, jest. Had mirth no kindred in the world but lust? Oh, shame take all her friends then! But however Thou and the baser world censure my life, I’ll send ’em word by thee, and write so much Upon thy breast, ’cause thou shalt bear’t in mind: Tell them ’twere base to yield where I have conquered. I scorn to prostitute myself to a man, I that can prostitute a man to me: And so I greet thee.

Play:- Moll:The Roaring Girl(1607–1610)  |  Written by: Thomas Middleton and Thomas Dekker

Claudio:
Ay, but to die, and go we know not where; To lie in cold obstruction and to rot; This sensible warm motion to become A kneaded clod; and the delighted spirit To bathe in fiery floods, or to reside In thrilling region of thick-ribbed ice; To be imprison'd in the viewless winds, And blown with restless violence round about The pendent world; or to be worse than worst Of those that lawless and incertain thought Imagine howling: 'tis too horrible! The weariest and most loathed worldly life That age, ache, penury and imprisonment Can lay on nature is a paradise To what we fear of death.  

PLAY: MEASURE FOR MEASURE (1603-1604)   |   WRITTEN BY: WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Trinculo:
Here's neither bush nor shrub, to bear off any weather at all, and another storm brewing; I hear it sing i' the wind: yond same black cloud, yond huge one, looks like a foul bombard that would shed his liquor. If it should thunder as it did before, I know not where to hide my head: yond same cloud cannot choose but fall by pailfuls. What have we here? a man or a fish? dead or alive? A fish: he smells like a fish; a very ancient and fish- like smell; a kind of not of the newest Poor- John. A strange fish! Were I in England now, as once I was, and had but this fish painted, not a holiday fool there but would give a piece of silver: there would this monster make a man; any strange beast there makes a man: when they will not give a doit to relieve a lame beggar, they will lazy out ten to see a dead Indian. Legged like a man and his fins like arms! Warm o' my troth! I do now let loose my opinion; hold it no longer: this is no fish, but an islander, that hath lately suffered by a thunderbolt. (Thunder) Alas, the storm is come again! my best way is to creep under his gaberdine; there is no other shelter hereabouts: misery acquaints a man with strange bed-fellows. I will here shroud till the dregs of the storm be past.  

PLAY: The Tempest (1610-1611)  |  WRITTEN BY: William Shakespeare

Masha:
I am telling you all these things because you write books and they may be useful to you. I tell you honestly, I should not have lived another day if he had wounded himself fatally. Yet I am courageous; I have decided to tear this love of mine out of my heart by the roots. By marrying Medviedenko. Oh, if you knew what it is to love without hope for years and years, to wait for ever for something that will never come! I shall not marry for love, but marriage will at least be a change, and will bring new cares to deaden the memories of the past. Shall we have another drink? Don't look at me with that expression on your face. Women drink oftener than you imagine, but most of them do it in secret, and not openly, as I do. They do indeed, and it is always either vodka or brandy. To your good health! You are so easy to get on with that I am sorry to see you go.  

PLAY: The Seagull (1895)  |  WRITTEN BY: Anton Chekhov

Gret:
We come to hell through a big mouth. Hell’s black and red. It’s like the village where I come from. There are a river and a bridge and houses. There are places on fire like when the soldiers come. There’s a big devil sat on a roof with a big hole in his arse and he’s scooping stuff out of it with a big ladle and it’s falling down on us, and it’s money, so a lot of the women stop and get some. But most of us are fighting the devils. There are lots of little devils our size, and we get them down all right and give them a beating. There are lots of funny creatures around your feet, you don’t like to look, like rats and lizards, and nasty things, a bum with a face, and fish with legs, and faces on things that don’t have faces on. But they don’t hurt, you just keep going. Well, we’d had worse, you see, we’d had the Spanish. We’d all had family killed. My big son dies on a wheel. Birds eat him. My baby, a soldier run her through with a sword. I’d had enough, I was mad, I hate the bastards. I come out of my front door that morning and shout till my neighbors come out and I said, “Come on, we’re going where the evil comes from and pay the bastards out.”And they all come out just as they were from baking or from washing in their aprons, and we push down the street and the ground opens up and we go through a big mouth into a street just like ours but in Hell. I’ve got a sword in my hand from somewhere and I fill a basket with gold cups they drink out of down there. You just keep running on and fighting, you didn’t stop for anything. Oh, we give them devils such a beating.  

play: top girls (1982)  |  written by: Caryl Churchill

Rochester:
Allow me to be frank at the commencement: you will not like me. No, I say you will not. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Oh yes, I shall do things you will like. You will say ‘That was a noble impulse in him’ or ‘He played a brave part there,’ but DO NOT WARM TO ME, it will not serve. When I become a BIT OF A CHARMER that is your danger sign for it prefaces the change into THE FULL REPTILE a few seconds later. What I require is not your affection but your attention. I must not be ignored or you will find me a troublesome a package as ever pissed in the Thames. Now. Ladies. An announcement. (He looks around.) I am up for it. All the time. That’s not a boast. Or an opinion. It is a bone hard medical fact. I put it around, don't know? And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don’t. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse pointing up your petticoats. Gentlemen. (He looks around.) Do not despair, I am up for that as well. When the mood is on me. And the same warning applies. Now, gents: if there be vizards in the house, jades, harlots ( as how could there not be) leave them be for the moment. Still, you're cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag – and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down – I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. ‘Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment.’ That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, certainly no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I trust. I reiterate only for those who have arrived late or were buying oranges or were simply not listening: I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me.  

play: The Libertine   |   written by: Stephen Jeffreys

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